You’ve already been through the zombie apocalypze in Goat Z and made friends with NPCs in the computed world of Goat MMO Simulator. What on earth is there left for you to do? The answer is NOTHING! Thats why we leave earth behind and travel to space!
Be a space goat and build a space colony by headbutting people and taking their money. Who knows best how to spend it but a goat? Build a Command bridge training simulator, a space museum or even your very own spaceship. Shoot down asteroids and space pirates or travel to a nearby planet.
You no longer have to fantasize about colonizing space as a simulated goat. Your dreams have finally come true!
* Be the first goat in space
* Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work!
* Fly and shoot stuff in space, because nobody makes games about flying and shooting in space anymore
* Endless space full of planets to visit. but seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother
* There is one planet nearby though. Go to that one
* Learn how to be a real bridge commander like that spock dude from mars or whatever
* The biggest map in goat simulator history
* So much content you will have to charge your phone lots of times
* Tons of unlockable goats with special powers – Create black holes, 3D print stuff in the world and fling people with your mind
GoatZ is the latest official addition to the Goat Simulator universe, and is a fine contender for the dumbest thing to come from Coffee Stain Studios yet – GOATS AND ZOMBIES IN THE SAME GAME! Well if you’re not already yelling at your mom to buy the game for you right away, maybe this will impress you a bit more:
* Official new app from the idiots that brought you Goat Simulator
* Mandatory crafting system – Craft anything in the world, as long as it’s one of the half dozen weapons in the game.
* Zombies, zombies everywhere because this is a zombie game, remember?
* A pretty big map with some stuff on it.
* Fully fledged survival mode where you have to eat every five minutes to survive, just like your grandmother.
* Turn humans into Zombies and loot some crates. Just like your grandmother.
* Also a casual mode for people who don’t like feeding their goat every five minutes
* Tons of new unlockable goats with special powers – shrink people’s heads, hang glide, wreak havoc, spit and be a goat. For real.
Goat Simulator 4.99 the dollar was put up for sale! In this game you play as a lead player picked a goat so that you can open in an environment World (the free world) to control your goat! For example, you can check with his horn around your people! You must be careful and do not let pigs or other objects into her car and collide! If you like a game simulator to experience the super beautiful super-miss any games. Despite the relatively high price being paid off to date +1 million times by Android users around the world and has been purchased from the Play Store is the most popular!
Coffee Stain Studios brings next-gen Goat MMO simulation to mobile devices. You no longer have to fantasize about being a simulated goat in a simulated MMO, your dreams have finally come true!
* Five different classes: Warrior, Rouge, Magician, Hunter and Microwave
* Complete dozens of quests, level up a hundred times and play five different classes that’s a ton of content you do the math
* Level cap is 101, 1 level higher than you-know-what
* There are even elves and dwarves like in that movie
* Stay a while and listen to Dumblebore the Grey in Twistram
Goat Simulator: Payday is the most criminally realistic goat simulation yet! Starring 4 new main thugs – A flying flamingo, a wheelchairing dolphin, a spitting camel and a goat that’s just really handsome.
Use PRANKNET © to find your new crew some smash & grab heists, then blast away your stolen cash on different things. Mostly masks. Okay only masks.
Dodge the police by stealing and driving other people’s cars, because it’s too expensive to buy your own.
– FOUR AWESOME NEW MAIN GOATS, seriously these guys are like they’re from an Al Pancake movie.
– One can fly and control people’s brains, another can climb any surface with a wheelchair and a third can spit water that it stores in it’s back. Disgusting.
– PRANKNET – a database filled with stupid “jobs” for your crew to do. But who cares. They pay well.
– Buy masks to disguise your identity so that the police won’t catch you. Or just to look cool.
– There are like 14 new mutators to unlock. I’m not even kidding. So many.
– Did I say that you can steal and drive cars?
In this twisted take on point-and-click adventure, you help some serious trolls get what they deserve. It’s a brain teaser full of slapstick jokes, an insta-memes app that sets you off on a quest of epic trolldom. It’s the perfect (Molotov) cocktail of a puzzle game, escape game and and point-and-click-adventure. And now you can land some extra levels by downloading the smartphone or tablet app.
Do you question games with happy endings? Do you think there’s nothing more hilarious than a stupid accident or a prank gone wrong? Good. Because this is an adventure in top-notch trolling. Lovers of free escape games with lots of levels will revel in this twisted take on the genre, where you lure a series of dastardly and deserving characters to unfortunate fates…creating laughs for everyone else.
Each level brings a new Unlucky Trollface, who you’re going to help steer into one accident after another with a few well-planned clicks (as few clicks as possible). It’s a brain teaser full of slapstick jokes, an insta-memes app that sets you off on a quest of epic trolldom.
Trollface is already a popular series of internet memes and online point-and-click games with black and brown art and even blacker humor—without any excess or realistic violence. It’s the perfect (Molotov) cocktail of a puzzle game, escape game, prank session, meme machine, and point-and-click-adventure. And now you can land some extra levels by downloading the smartphone or tablet app.
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